KEVIN GRINDE: Rhythm Of The Trail — Trump By Any Other Name

And so the Illegitimate One has taken the oath and in so doing has vomited even more lies with the world as a witness.

Meanwhile, “Hairman Mao’s” Cabinet of criminals awaits approval from his fellow congressional conspirators.

Never has a man so unpopular and so divisive taken the oath of office as the president of the U.S.A.

As the world turns, its citizens hold their collective breath while believing nothing good can come of this.

The Clown wears many names.

Except for his deplorable fanatics,  #Notmypresident may be the most common.

In keeping with PutinPuppet’s list of Cabinet nominees, the list is not inclusive.

Time and research would produce a book of epithets the size of “War and Peace.”

The names were compiled from letters to the editor, news stories, comedians, politicos (some from his own party) and astute students of politics in the USA.

Names like these are a dime a dozen in the cellar of newspaper/magazine web sites typically called The Comment Section. You’ve seen them. You’ve laughed at them. You’ve probably cried after digesting the fact that they’re all mostly accurate.

You’ll see the list contains some profanity (duh). So for readers with hard-core and supersensitive Christian beliefs, spare yourself the pain — don’t read it and just turn the channel.

Careful readers with a just a gram of brain matter will discover the list reflects the American virtues of creativity, hard work and fairness, equality and justice for only the richest of the rich bastards. As Bernie calls them: “The One Percenters.”

On the day few saw coming, the list is most appropriate and fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on one’s perspective,) eerily accurate. Critics will call the list classless, tasteless and lacking respect for the fool who now occupies the alleged top office in the land, which, of course, is complete b.s.

If and when Americans finally figure out that the president is nothing but a figurehead, and that the top offices of the land always have been and always will be located on Wall Street (but now in Moscow), the throne of corporate oligarchy the world over, maybe the country will  get its act together.

But don’t hold your breath because you’ll need a breathing tube to survive.

One last warning: the names are funnier than hell. Reflecting the future state of the union, the list is in no particular order. Chaos, you see, just went nuclear.

A complete list of names would take four years to read. By then, most of the USA and the world hopes the fascist and his criminal cronies will be just an asterisk in history. Meantime, do you have your bugout bag ready?

The List

  • AntiChrist.
  • Camel hunter.
  • Adulterer.
  • Fascist.
  • Racist.
  • Plebeian.
  • Rump.
  • tRumPutin.
  • Sauron.
  • Buffoon.
  • Lex Luthor.
  • Orange sad man.
  • Orange philistine.
  • Hairman Mao.
  • Rapey McRaperson.
  • Conman.
  • Peodophile.
  • Rapist.
  • Orange manatee.
  • Mein Furor.
  • Misogynist.
  • Clown.
  • Fat, arrogant orange penguin.
  • Con man.
  • Great Genghis CON.
  • Twitler.
  • Rump.
  • Donald.
  • Hitler.
  • Sphincter.
  • Asshole.
  • Babyman.
  • Baby.
  • Traitor.
  • Liar.
  • Psycho.
  • Mr. Golden Shower.
  • Stupid.
  • Trumpaloopas.
  • Sicko.
  • Sick son of a bitch.
  • Bigot.
  • Dipshit.
  • Dumbass.
  • Trumpet.
  • Putin puppet.
  • Sociopath.
  • Narcissist.
  • Nazi.
  • Manchurian candidate.

And last but not least, the list ends with a batch of names from a story the New York Daily News published last summer. They’re the best of the best.

  • Angry Creamsicle.
  • Human-toupee hybrid.
  • Orange manate.
  • Like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience.
  • Short-fingered vulgarian.
  • F–kface Von Clownstic.
  • Decomposing jack-o-lantern.
  • Fascist carnival barker.
  • The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy.
  • Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club.
  • The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals.
  • A racist clementine.
  • Sociopathic, 70-year-old toddler.
  • Tangerine tornado.
  • Failed mail-order meat salesman.
  • America’s back mole.

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