Do we have video?
“Rushed.” By ambulance? Usually “rushed” in a headline suggests dire health issues. Which, I guess, dovetails with the topic of health care.
Or do you see him in more of a sprint? Capitol to White House. That’s like a 2-mile run. I think the world record for the now-defunct 2-mile run is about 8 minutes. And I’m betting that guy was a Kenyan. Who would no longer be allowed in the U.S., unless I miss my guess.
Paul Ryan is a 40-something guy from Janesville, Wis. I don’t see Paul Ryan getting to the White House in under 12 minutes.
First of all, that’s going to ruin a good suit.
Second of all, in today’s information age, 12 minutes isn’t really a rush. It’s a news cycle.
I’d like to have seen him on a Zamboni. That would be great. Rushing from Congress to the White House on a Zamboni.
We need a Congressional Zamboni in this nation.